User:LeoFed

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“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral column. Columns are well written, or badly written and Leo therefore should not write again. Ever.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Leo
“He knows Kung-Fu.”
~ Keanu Reeves on Leo
George Bush doesn't care about Leo.”
~ Kanye West on Leo
“Cooler than a Hindu Cow!”
~ Vishnu on Leo
“Leo is my homeboy.”
~ Jesus on Leo
“I believe he has my stapler.”
“In Soviet Russia, Leo makes up quotes about you!”
“I hate Leo because he always knows where things are.”
~ Voltaire on Leo
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
“He's the real subject of the sentence.”
~ Mr. Morton on Leo
“He's not so bad, if you ignore his stench of death, hopelessness, and inevitable failure.”
~ Deadpool on Leo

“Look, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll

be lucky if he has any bones left.”
~ Professor Farnsworth on Leo
“Leo soon comes to understand that he lives in a different world from that of the well and that the two cannot communicate.”
~ Jessamyn West on Leo
“I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to know Leo.”
“What the hell?! If this kid's Catholic then I'm Liberace... wait...”

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du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
es-N This user is a native speaker of Español.
fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
gb-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Gibberish.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

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