User:Lenoxus

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“The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; Lenoxus alone is quite capable of every wickedness.”

~ Joseph Conrad on Lenoxus

That's going a little too far.

Rock and roll defines my sexuality now.

This box format was originally sporked from Yvonne.

This user is vaguely sad that he will never possess the ability to read all 24,462 articles on Uncyclopedia in under a week. Medical advancements are underway to compensate this.

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

For those obsessed with so-called-experts, Lenoxus also has a User Page on the English Wikipedia. He uses both sites so often that every once in a while his world is turned upside-down, and he finds himself thinking either "Vandalism!" or "What's the joke?"