User:Leatherboundbooks

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Featured Article: UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Contents 1 Miniluv Briefing:Leatherboundbooks 2 Original Articles, etc. 3 Rewrites + Edits 4 Farewell

[edit] Miniluv Briefing:Leatherboundbooks

Having arrived at uncyclopedia at an earlier time in his life, User:Leatherboundbooks saw it as an entertaining site but as nothing more than a diversion. One day, out of boredom happiness, he took advantage of the idea of a Content-free encyclopedia that anyone could edit as an outlet of his creative bullshit(y). Since then, he has rewritten some articles in an anachronistic light, and does original research doubleplusungood crimethink. Miniluv editify doubleplusungood crimethink for great justice. Miniluv fix article with doubleplusgood goodthink.

[edit] Original Articles, etc.

To view the crimethink propagandas of Leatherboundbooks, see:

• UnNews:Willy Wonka Criticized for Outsourcing Jobs
• UnBooks:A Traveler's Guide to Mexico City
• UnNews:America, others, not real democracies
• Monocle *Quasi-Featured
• Polo
• Stonewall Jackson
• Lawrence the Cable Gent
• Harrison Ford I
• Animal House
• Boston Massacre
• Sea Force One
• HowTo:Impress a Girl
• UnNews:Edit War Causes Massacre
• UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED
• Template:You Lose
• Template:User Green

[edit] Rewrites + Edits

And read these too, for Leatherboundbooks inserted his foul crimethinks into these articles as well:

• Fortune Cookie *Quasi-Featured
• Han Solo
• Indiana Jones
• Al Qaeda
• Clifford the Big Red Dog umm...

[edit] Farewell

But be warned, this user is not finished in his vile crimethinks and sometimes plays his priest in World Of Warcraft World of Whorecraft on the Dalvengyrpussy server