User:Laurusnobilis
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| en-4 | This user speaks English at a near-native level. |
| es-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español. |
| fr-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français. |
| ht-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. |
| it-N | This user is a native speaker of Italian. |
| la-E | This user only speaks Latin because it was a required course in school. |
| MW-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of MediaWiki. |
| pt-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Português. |
| rh-X | This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers. |
| sa-X | This user only speaks Sarcasm enough to seduce native Sarcasm speakers. |
| too many | This user has written too many articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be Dexter. | 
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| This user's IQ is 160. |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg. |
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This user is reading your thoughts! |
| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00. |
| No user serviceable parts inside. |
| This user is an evil clone of [[User:it:Laurusnobilis|it:Laurusnobilis]]. |
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| Color | This user likes random colored userboxes. |
| This user can see what you don't. |
This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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| This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ |
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This user is one Jolly Rodger. |
| This user loves pi |
| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through! |
| This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki. |
| This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets." |
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This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen. |
| This user is cooler than you. |
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse. |
| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in. |
| This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain |
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