User:Laochra

This user is mighty and don't let anyone else to you otherwise.

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

中共	This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).

JoW	This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

sub	subliminal!

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

Ubx- Crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

—	This space for rent.

This user is a reincarnation of some guy.

This user will never forget October 23, 2008, the day that Wikia sold its soul.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.