User:Lajon$$

Superbuser`s superbpage WTF? (:) :P :L

Lajon$$

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pl-N This user is a native speaker of Polish.

enr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Engrish.

ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.

$\left[ \frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }} \right ]$ This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.

1 This user has recorded 1 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user's IQ is -10.

This user isn`t a grue and while you were reading this, hasn`t eaten you. Start over?

This user is an evil clone of Lajon$$.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user wants User:Lajon$$ featured.

— This space for rent.

-10 This user is -10 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

PtoQ Ptok Bentoniczny has free space here, because he`s the King of Nonsensopedia!

Mórwa Mórwa has free space here, because...

Nonsensopedia This user is from Nonsensopedia too.

Nothing

I told u that there is nothing, didn`t I?

Something

Yes! There is something. But it`s AFK.

What`s this all about?

If u don`t know what it`s about, it`s about money!

You fakin Engrisher!

No, I`m not fakin Engrisher. I use "Broken English" as second languag and I'm the proud of that. Engrish is four Japaneze just!

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Yes! U can`t run away from Grue, can u?

Grue has already eaten sidebar. Now it looks at u!
BTW, this user has smuggled grues to Poland, so don't f*ck up with him.

Pages I'm not following

• You
• Your mom
• Your dad
• Your death

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