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“We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in OB, we shall fight in the Controversy forums, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our island of Geezers, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing-grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the threads, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender! Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. ”
From left to right: Lahor, Lahor's father, Lahor's mother
You can clearly see where she gets her good looks.
Lahor(not to be confused with La Whore, or La Putain. Should you mistake her name, Lahor will eat your soul, and vomit it back up as a black, stinking pestilence. She will then slap your mother.) Born somewhere in the wilderness of Middle Europe and raised in a interspecial family, the former mentioned love child of a Sloth and a Manitee has shown and expressed interest in the art of 'Pwnage' on teh interwebz.With the consecutive usage of the words 'pwned', 'fail', as well as 'LoL', and with help of other Geezers such as Just_me82, ant_101, Rascal_king, Mandasaurus_Rex, NoslenEssej, Peldyn (and others), she has been known to irritate the younger, more undeveloped specimens of the ever growing community also known as Meez, causing canipshuns and eventually chasing them away from the 'Meezer Geezer' forum. Although she can in fact express herself by speaking and typing, she prefers to communicate using pictures and/or offensive icons such as
Her attempts of humor are often found stupid, unwitty and obnoxious.
She also suffers from an incurable condition called 'The dumb blonde syndrome'.It is a severe condition that includes strong headaches while thinking, not understanding things and also-plain stupidity.
Zodiac sign-Capricorn the Goat Jan 19 - Feb 15 Spineless, retarded and trying to come off as witty; Capricorns are the tools of the world and are laughed at by one and all. Dumb, loud mouthed and poorly endowed. Ideal mate is a cheap prostitute and ideal careers include President Of The United States, Gimp, janitor and wannabe cunt magnet. (courtesy of uncyclopedia)
Occupation - President and cofounder of the multi-million dollar corporation called 'Babyaway'. With the help of ant_101, inventor of the now mandatory (every home is now obliged to have one) 'abortion kit' (a glass case containing a bottle of gin, a coathanger and sign-In case of emergency-break glass!- Hammer not included!)the corporation is now at the top of the 'Fortune 500 companies' list. The company also produces and manufactures troll spray.
Hobbies -Eating small children as well as taking lollipops from babies,making EMO kids cry and cut themselves, helping teenagers commit suicide around the globe, shooting cans(mexi-cans, portori-cans...), gathering belly button lint, drooling and making hair dolls.
Role models - Miss Teen South Carolina
Favorite quotes -on people unable to find the USA on maps-
Personal quote - I hope she has no children.As such. Or otherwise. Like such.
Current whereabouts -Lahor was last seen wandering the forums, looking for her next unsuspecting underage victim.