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Campus buildings, and student accommodation, are scattered around the sprawling city. The university boasts of an international intake with many foreign students – particularly Americans – prepared to pay high fees to attend.
The university's current Rector is Sir Sean Connery.
Born in the city, Connery was placed on a wall plaque in 2010. This living monument is situated near the rubble of the tenement building where he slept in the top drawer of a wardrobe.
He was awarded an honorary degree to permit him to assume the position.
Although a large ceremonial post, those who come to hold it do have great sway in the wider city. Engaging, and entertaining individuals are those best-remembered upon being replaced. It is then, perhaps, surprising that the Student Body decided not to vote for the province's new Cultural Ambassador, Susan Boyle.