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Craproll Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2008

You reaching the home of Emperor Alex Kum-Lee Wang!
Also known as Wang's House of Blues

not me

edit LOLZORZ on LOLZORZ

edit Round 1

“COOL IS AWESOME”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on cool
“stop too much texting”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on texting
“please do not hurt my head...”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on his head
“i will texting you all”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on threats
“my name is Alex Wang... my name is a royal name”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on his mysterious origins
“how can i register this dung!!!”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on dung and how to register it
“do not be joking on me”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on the appropriateness of humor in context
“sorry dung bad ha ha”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on heartfelt apologies
“chinese we very proud have easy url google”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on pride and its relevance to the number of characters in a URL
“PLEASE do not say about penis”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on penis

edit Round 2

“yes in canada now! most west, closer to china”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on his location
“use google maps? use google maps”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on Google Maps
“people hate the internet. here everybody says its ok”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on acceptance
“please do not make fun..”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on fun
“?!?!?????????????”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on confusion
“wikipedia i liked more than uncyclopedla sorry,,”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on Wikipedia
“should change last name i guess”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on identity in modern culture
“i am not FUNNY. THERE”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on modesty
“ok ill change things who likes table tennis”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on changing the subject
“it is not my homeland i was raised there”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on logical contradiction

edit Round 3

“why else am i here”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on doubts
“butt english is my first language”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on the fine language of Butt English
“is it fine for me to get dreams at the moment?”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on needing permission to sleep
“i have made lol now. you guys joking on me. i joking on u. ha ha.”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on jokes among acquaintances



“there are many wangs”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on the presence of Wangs
“sorry if this upset yourself”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on upsetting yourself
“i had a girlfriend. she left.”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on break-ups
“she had VERY bad taste”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on girlfriend's taste
“no bad taste in men”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on man taste

edit Round 4

“forget what you heard i text nonsenses”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on erasing our memories
“this text made me sad, can i go nonsense”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on sad text
“qwertyiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm thanks you now my anger is gone”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on anger management with keyboards
“i say to you as a friend, not a chinese stereotype, i am thanks. thanks guys. i am thanks what is adjective”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on thankfulness
“ahh white monkeys do not understand emotion”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on soulless white monkeys
“itsa me”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on Mario
“man this text is like sex... sorry if thats bad. feels the same.. but i am not having it”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on sex and text
“sorry i have strange desires”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on strange desires
“good english no”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on his language capacities
“my father wanted text so i can have better english”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on working on language

edit Round 5

“kick? oh i know kung fu”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on totally misinterpreting what "kick" means in an IRC chat
“log is tree, but what is admin”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on misinterpreting what a log is
“wow sorry i am in crying”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on sad text
“can i tell my father about this? he will be proud”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on pride
“how do i go slaps .. with a thick cock”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on wait... what?


“3rd person is <3 ?”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on misinterpretation
“LOLZORZ is cool
<LOLZORZ> ?
<LOLZORZ> i am not cool
<LOLZORZ> who made that”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on not understanding how /me works
“i get this irc program COOL now”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on IRC
“what sort of name should i nick”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on nicknames
“aww this is too much sorry”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on saying goodbye

edit Round 6

“greeting to my white friends”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on hello
“no no white head after i edit it shows code who edit it”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on editing wiki pages
“i am a friend not emperor ha ha”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on socializing with the commoners
“any person of use here ?”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on tiring of the commoners' uselessness
“some text make me lol out loud”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on laughing out loud out loud
“girl please do not tempt me to be bad pleas go some other place”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on what sound like Blues lyrics
“i said to mean message ha ha”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on meaning to say something
“i am not a rice bucket”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on rice buckets
“no sex actions inside this channel please”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on dirty, scummy sex actions
“please enjoy bed, alone or not :P”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on Kalir

edit Round 7

“do not islut me please white man”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on politeness
“fire fox > online exploror”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on web browsers
“stop making fun of my english. have different fun. like swearing.”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on fun
“i today learn that swearing fun ! cucking funt”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on the fun that is swearing
“cyanide is bad ha ha?”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on laughing in the face of death
“now i know 3 languages !”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on emoticons
“are these texters making fun of me ?”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on these texters
“uncyclopedia is not real ?”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on the fragile nature of reality
“i am no slave, sir s.”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on not being Squiggle's slave
“I TRY TO NOT BE”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on overcoming existence

edit Round 8

“i am NOT chese i am canada”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on what he is and isn't
“i have no tissues.. can i use sleeve ?”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on the absence of tissues
“bless squiggle, har har har, best friend”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on best friends
“father is baldless !”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on his father's lack of no hair
“yes yes please do not be rapist”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on adhering to laws on sexual conduct
“you mess up my mom ?”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on threats to his mother
“text is agring me”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on shocking text
“what is me ha ha”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on a hilarious identity crisis
“bad channel today i am sorry not nice”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on leaving
“who is this indian”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on Villahj Ideeut

edit Round 9

“pleas i eat only canada”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on eating Canada
“chari 2 are you existing ??”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on the existence of the reclusive Charitwo
“all here elect america gobshite ?”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on his his recommendation for UGotM
“no more lol toilet”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on humorous toilets
“ha ha i am not a stupid”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on his intelligence
“text is not real”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on existence of this quote
“i will not use text, is sex, yes ??”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on sexual texting
“i change, had techical problems”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on his sex change
“i pray for ssquiggle each night”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on hopes and dreams
“go have text with your parents”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on reading with Savethemooses' family

edit Round 10

“yes yes sorry my head is tiny”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on head sizes
“can i pasta from log ???”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on uh... Aw, we don't know, this maybe?
“stop the mix of langauge”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on how languages should be equal, but separate
“no faggoty”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on his own prejudices
“show me the wang”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on the wang
“i am existing”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on his existence
“i had telled my name at reality”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on when he met reality
“why walk if not a man”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on the futility of female perambulation
“doctor is confusion”
~ Emperor Alex Wang on interpreting the doctor.
“that is a minister  !”
~ [[Emperor Alex Wang|on Winston Churchill.]]

edit Round 11

edit LOLZORZ on Opping IRC

<EmperorLOLZORZ>	i am gob shit now
	<AAAway>	EmperorLOLZORZ: gobshite is just a joke
	=-=	EmperorLOLZORZ is now known as GobshiteLOLZORZ
	<AAAway>	we all love you
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	joke ?
	<AAAway>	yes
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	is not emperor the joke ?
	<AAAway>	we're a joke wiki
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	..
	<AAAway>	both are
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	fake ?
	-->|	EmperorLOLZORZ (n=a707b8d2@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-c4cfb12c3ff049e5) has joined #uncyclopedia
	<EmperorLOLZORZ>	i am ghey
	<AAAway>	anyway, out i go
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	boths ??!
	<EmperorLOLZORZ>	lolz
	<rorozarzar>	bye AAA^
	<EmperorLOLZORZ>	wewt i am two ppl
	<AAAway>	also, kill EmperorLOLZORZ
	<Kalir>	GobshiteLOLZORZ: Someone took your name.
	<EmperorLOLZORZ>	hahaha
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
	=-=	EmperorLOLZORZ is now known as HighGenGrue
	<HighGenGrue>	obey
	=-=	HighGenGrue was booted from #uncyclopedia by GobshiteLOLZORZ (GobshiteLOLZORZ)
	<AAAway>	figures
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	o
	<slif3rjam>	o
	<AAAway>	\o/
	<kakun>	OP RORO POP ORO POOP RORO
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	nice kick ?
	<Kalir>	Yeah, well done.
	<AAAway>	very nice
	<AAAway>	k bye
	<AAAway>	for real
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	good good
	<rorozarzar>	poop roro
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	bye bye
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	loves
	<slif3rjam>	bi bi
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	many loves <3 <3333
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	sorry on the english
	<GobshiteLOLZORZ>	i try

edit LOLZORZ on Brotherhood

Cquote1 <EmperorLOLZORZ> i own a sister

<Ryan-t> ...
<EmperorLOLZORZ> we pick her
<Ryan-t> must not laugh
<Ryan-t> .......
<EmperorLOLZORZ> pick up
<EmperorLOLZORZ> do not luagh
<EmperorLOLZORZ> sister is beauty
<Ryan-t> trying..... to..... not..... laugh.....
<EmperorLOLZORZ> we pick up to canda
<EmperorLOLZORZ> try hard
<EmperorLOLZORZ> it is important for me

Cquote2

edit LOLZORZ on his cult

Cquote1 <EmperorLOLZORZ> squiggle , my first friend>

<EmperorLOLZORZ> dj , my second man
<EmperorLOLZORZ> spang , thrid ]
<EmperorLOLZORZ> kalir , fourth man
<SirSquiggle> EmperorLOLZORZ: What about Savethemooses?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> moose ?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> first demon

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edit Others on LOLZORZ

Cquote1

<SirSquiggle> Everything out his mouth is gold.
<Savethemooses> pure, solid gold
<SirSquiggle> He is continuously vomiting gold on us all.
<Savethemooses> he's a gold-eating bullimic

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Cquote1 <SquigHW> LOLZORZ: Share more wisdom, your highness.
<LOLZORZ> polite no
<LOLZORZ> i polite, nopolite no
Cquote2
Cquote1 <Shandon> Write or be damned.
<LOLZORZ> write where
<Shandon> yeah um
<Shandon> way to miss the point of this channel.
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Cquote1 <mudkipsV> dude...wtf? Cquote2
Cquote1 <D___J> When I hear about LOLZORZ, I get as skittish as the aging husband of a teenage bride. Cquote2
Cquote1 <D___J> <3 <3 LOLZORZ
<LOLZORZ> <3 means less than 3, no?
<SquigHW> hehe
<D___J> yes... that
<LOLZORZ> i am less than 3 ?
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Cquote1 LOLZORZ was booted from #uncyclopedia by Mitch_1_2 (You're the new Benson.) Cquote2
Cquote1 <Kalir> ALL HAIL EMPEROR ALEX WANG
<SirSquiggle> HAIL, HAIL!
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Cquote1 <Modusoperandi> We need Benson back Cquote2
Cquote1 <Spang> I like Emperor too! Cquote2
Cquote1 <kakun> wtf is a LOLZORZ? Cquote2

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