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“In Soviet Russia, Jesus Christ Believes in YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on Christianity.
“Why is he called LEGO guy?”
~ Oscar Wilde on LEGO guy

Hya there, I'm LEGO guy. If any complaints, leave them with me, THERE IS A JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All atheists can kiss my ass.

My family:

Crazyfatkid My little brother.

Grue1 My older brother.

Broom2 My mom.

Farmer My dad.

Don't ask how my mom and dad met, it was freaky!!!!!!!!


edit Jesus Rocks

Jesus-3
You, why do you stare at me?

If you read the Bible (and I know no one here does), you know Jesus is awesome. He calmed a sea, he healed a cripple and retard, he even ticked off people. He kicked ass.

edit LEGO Rocks

Lego1
The brick, ready to eat a grue.

Robin Hood LEGO figure

Grue2
The unsuspecting grue, moments before being pounced on.


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