This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
So, I'm L'Aquatique, I'm from Wikipedia (I know, I know, rag on me for having no sense of humor) and uh, I like to make fun of stuff. I like Uncylopedia because they don't send you subliminal messages that you're a bad person for having userboxen. I mean, come on people, I'm not Catholic, there's no reason I should be feeling all this guilt!!
Oh, and I'm from Alaska, so if I say something that totally pisses you off, chances are it's winter and I've got minor frostbite in my extremities and am taking the excruciating pain out on you. If it's not winter, than tough shit for you, I guess.
“Patriotism is such a ridiculous concept. I'm patriotic... when it counts: on the 4th of July, but really only because I'm afraid that if I'm not, someone will shove a firework where the sun don't shine...”
“I love the Media Wiki software for one main reason. Piping links- it brings a whole new meaning to the idea of saying one thing and meaning another. For example: Scrap Metal. Plus, it has plausable deniability: it was just a typo, I don't really think Apple Computers are overpriced chunks of charred and twisted metal, I swear!”