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edit Uh, hello...
edit About Me
I'm 15, currently. I like reading most of the pages here in Uncyclopedia, preferably the HowTo. I made my own Wiki for a group once. I like chatting, reading articles, patriotism, having fun and stuff like that.
2003 Introduced to the internet. Started playing games from Miniclip and Pogo.
2004 Introduced to Initial D, few years before the initial release of the movie.
2007 Started blogging under the pseudonym 'Daniellizzuddin'. Note: The account was hacked few years after that, making it unviewable again.
2008 Became a forumite in a website called 'DeletionQuality'. Then in other forums.
2009 Became a STEAM gamer. Started owning a legal copy of Counter-Strike: Source. Opened a new group under name 'TK-Kruzers'. Opened a new Facebook account.
2010 Opened a new wiki for 'TK-Kruzers'. Became an Uncyclopedian.
edit That's it...
Now buzz off. Get lost. Scram. Giddy. I want some privacy. Also, get off my lawn.
edit What? You don't want to leave?
Well, since you don't want to then, fuck you instead. I mean what do I care? You're just a dumbass after all.
edit Wait, what's that?
Is that a knife? Oh God, is that a knife? Put it down, you moron. You're gonna hurt somebody. Wait, what? You want to KILL me? Seriously, go kill someone else, like Hitler. Oh wait, he's dead. But seriously, don't do this.
edit You're putting it down?
Thank God. Wait, what's that? Is that a hatchet? Wait, don't wield it at me? Are you nuts? WAIT! AH SHIT! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
edit *pant* *pant*
Oh, I'm alive. YEAH, EAT TURDS, BASTARD! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA....... Wait, oh shit! Is that a CHAINSAW!? GODDAMNIT! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BLEEDING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--