User:Krapal

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edit Krapal

Cossack afro

If you are looking at this your barbaque is being towed

Nonoobs

Krapal will fine you 1.2yen(no joke, payment must be made within a couple of decades)


FACTS:

Krapal has climbed Mt.Everest with the help of Mother Teresa

Krapal want to be noob of the month. Krapal probably is a noob after saying this: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!. Now you have every reason to vote for Krapal. This is still a fact.

Krapal is not acctually Indian.

Krapal has multiple wives thanks to his Islamic religion

If you look at Krapal, your barbaque will be towed, no joke

Krapal should own 1 microsoft windows company

Krapal is hiding with Osama Bin Ladin right now. You will never find us Bush(it's a really good spot)

Krapal dont know how to put picture on page, but Krapal just take that rage out on one of his wives(i can still copy though)

Krapal is afraid of leaves


edit Krapal, the beginning of someone who is kinda kool

Krapal, aka koolland master was born in the Mushroom kingdom on the 1st of April 2001. He was residing peacefully in Peach's Castle untill it was bombed on 9/11. He was then shizzled by Eminem and the G'man taught him koolness. Krapal thank this overated rapper and made his way to Mars. This is where he got the idea of koolland and was hip to da G. He was so excited he made 13 of them spread out around the universe. Unfortuately, one was destroyed and a list of suspects were made. He took his case to the Mafia but was rejected. He did though manage to get the sites nationally known and the joint is smoking to da max.The case though rambles on but hopefully can be solved before many more koollands are destroyed. The most likely suspects are concealed for private isssues. If you want them here they are:

Randy Orton- Has a RKO

Paris Hilton-Can cry her way out of anything

Binkky-very sus...

Clone number 126343-has tried to smuggle coccaine previously

If you have any information that is needed for this investigation,please,hesitate to ask.Conditions apply, see in store for deatils, Permitt number:123ABC


Further details at six...

What Krapal doed?

koolland

Krapal

Jason Gillespie

Leaves

Adam Savage

This page does kinda exist

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Note:i did make those pages but someone might have not seen my hilarios sense of humour and huffed them as a result. For those people: == YOU FUCKING CUNT, I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL BITCH!! ==


KRAPAL IS TOO KOOL FOR YOU. DONT BE A DICK AND DO SOMETHING DECENT WITH YOUR LIFE LIKE PLAY RUNESCAPE OR HELP ME BUY A HOUSE. MOTHER ***** IT'S COLD, BUT SERIOUS SHOE[[ ]]

--Krapal 12:35, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

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