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I have been an uncyclopedia contributor since 1974, so don't try to tell my how things work here. Any criticism or suggestions are strictly unwelcome. As I am from Westphalia, I don't know English whatsoever. So don't disambiguate my Lithuanian, if you please. As hard as it is for me to admit this, I know a lot about Random events. So don't bother asking me for advice. Geography arouses me.