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I am a VERY BIG fan of Angelina Jolie.
She's younger,taller,stronger and sexier than Jennifer Aniston.. and much hotter.
edit Jolie vs. Aniston
|Height||5'9 (taller)||5'3 (she's dumpy)|
|Weight||140 lb(muscly)||100lb(near starving)|
|Born||Los Angeles,CA||Sherman Oaks,CA|
|Catfight Skills||Peak female fighting skill||Weakling|
|Income||$+20 million per movie (2nd richest actress in the world||$-5 million per movie (because she is nt half as sexy)|
|Ex||Billy Bob Thornton||Brad Pitt (NOW BELONGS TO JOLIE)|
|Plus points||Well...she has..um..she's....let's come back to this one.|
|Sexuality||Bisexual||Unknown altough she has no luck flirting and may become a lesbian if desperate|
|Catfigt skills||She can kick some as with that athletic body.||More likely to lose to the younger Aunt Angelinabecause she's a little shrimp who would burst into unstoppable tears if she even cracked a nail|
|Obsessive fansites||Over 60,including UNICEF, UNHCR, DWB, etc.Some guys just worship er.||5(most of whom are sympathetic)|
|Weak points||None||A bit silly,lack of acting skills,too old,has floppy breasts,has not done much charity unlike her sexier rival,she is alsoa hain smoker.|
|Why we like her||She cares about others, doesn't take her fame for granted, is smart, went to college, and has made some of the best movies ever,She has adopted 2 orphans,she has done so much work for refugees.She stopped Brad from smoking,a habit he picked up from Jennifer Aniston.||Who said we did?|
|Most famous for Portraying||Lara Croft||Rachel Green on Friends|
|FHM sexiness rating||No.1||No. 18(Not on next years list)|
|Aliases||Lady Croft||nobody cares too much to give her one|
|Now dating||Brad Pitt||Single and desperate,she's miserable|
|Results||Goddess||Pussy Licking bitch|
As you all can see, Jennifer Aniston is the asshole of the world, while Angelina Jolie is an angel among us.