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I'm sure you will all love me, a loyal user of Wikipedia!!! Tremble in fear!
I would put some userboxes and stuff on my page like my Wikipedia Userpage, but all of yours suck, quite frankly. Thanks for havin' me!
But, in all "seriousness," I plan to contribute to your articles. After all, I'm very sarcastic and I can only express that on my userpage in Wikipedia.