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I remember the time when I read Wikipedia news ... something about the snails. I clicked. I like snails. I came to a page that looked interesting and had a link to another page, on Achatina fulica. I clicked. Once upon a time, I kept as pets ten Achatina snails which I got from Charles' University in Prague. I added information on beautiful snail sex, their apetite for McDonald Ceasar salad with chicken chunks, and for fruit distillates, and for dog shit - I have personally seen ten or so of these guys hurrying for a fresh one in one of the Taipei parks, near Qian Mu. Highly interesting, highly informative and funny. I got deleted because it was not dull enough.