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ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.
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Brain This user's IQ is 195 and that means he is fucking evil genius.

edit Who am i?

Greetings! I´m Kohl, a bloody-thirsty Sysop and Bureaucrat from Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia). Some people keep telling me i´m "trigger-happy" when it comes to banning other fellow users...

Well, they are right. So be funny, and not stupid and we wont ever have trouble :)

I´m also know to be the only Highlander in desciclopédia, e and due to that reason, the only living person ever to survive a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick(It didnt chopped off my head, but it fucking hurt like hell!)

edit Current state and Contacts

edit Some tips before contacting me

  • No! I do not want to buy your car, microwave, TV, freezer, sex book, DVD, et cetera.
  • No! I do not want to learn about your religion/cult/whatever and i do not want to convert to it!
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