User:Kohl

“He´s the Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia) Chuck Norris”

~ Clenci about Kohl

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This user is Brazilian. Sun! (List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)

pt-N This user is a native speaker of Português.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

es-4 This user speaks Español at a near-native level.

de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.

nl-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Dutch.

ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.

au-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 'Straylyan.

ca-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canajan, eh?.

fig-N This user is a native speaker of Fight.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user's IQ is 195 and that means he is fucking evil genius.

edit Who am i?

Greetings! I´m Kohl, a bloody-thirsty Sysop and Bureaucrat from Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia). Some people keep telling me i´m "trigger-happy" when it comes to banning other fellow users...

Well, they are right. So be funny, and not stupid and we wont ever have trouble :)

I´m also know to be the only Highlander in desciclopédia, e and due to that reason, the only living person ever to survive a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick(It didnt chopped off my head, but it fucking hurt like hell!)

edit Current state and Contacts

• Bureaucrat and sysop at Desciclopédia.
• Contact for Offenses, diffamation, threats, law-suits, murder attempts,et cetera

edit Some tips before contacting me

• No! I do not want to buy your car, microwave, TV, freezer, sex book, DVD, et cetera.
• No! I do not want to learn about your religion/cult/whatever and i do not want to convert to it!