User:KneeChee27

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“Don't thank me; thank boredom.”
~ KneeChee27 on misdirected gratitude

KneeChee27 (Jantember 27, 6014 - Auguary 3, 1958), also apparently known as The Captain by an assorted lot of miscreants and ne'er-do-wells, is infamous for his complete lack of approval for difficult tuba solos miserably performed by presumptuous unicorns. That's pretty much the only thing he's known for.


History

Pre-Life

Most historians will agree, this was a very dull time for KneeChee.

Life

Most licensed physicians will agree, this was a very dull time for KneeChee.

Death

Most grave robbers will agree, this was a very profitable time for all involved.

Contributions

Below, you can find an assortment of things I've made purely out of boredom. When I have free time on my hands (or a particularly unenjoyable school assignment), I'll usually hop over to RadicalX's Corner and look for something quick, easy, and — most importantly — interesting to make. I also pretend to take personal requests, should you have any.

Articles

'Shops

Miscellaneous crap that I can't easily categorize...

This is a mess o' junk that people have felt obligated to throw at me. Please, feel free to do the same.

Ketchup1 Potatochopper of the Month June 2008

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Thou art brave and talented!

The Perfect Sandwich

Without further ado, I present to you the perfect sandwich — the very object which drew you to my page in the first place, no doubt. This mystical comestible — the very one you lay eyes on, right now — is ageless, timeless, and, most importantly, priceless. You may look, but DO NOT TOUCH; for none have survived the curse of the perfect sandwich.

Perfect sandwich

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6 years, 4 months and 20 days.

1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

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Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
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Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

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