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“Don't thank me; thank boredom.”
~ KneeChee27 on misdirected gratitude
KneeChee27 (Jantember 27, 6014 - Auguary 3, 1958), also apparently known as The Captain by an assorted lot of miscreants and ne'er-do-wells, is infamous for his complete lack of approval for out-of-tune wind chimes. That's pretty much the only thing he's known for.
Most historians will agree, this was a very dull time for KneeChee.
Most licensed physicians will agree, this was a very dull time for KneeChee.
Most grave robbers will agree, this was a very profitable time for all involved.
Below, you can find an assortment of things I've made purely out of boredom. When I have free time on my hands (or a particularly unenjoyable school assignment), I'll usually hop over to RadicalX's Corner and look for something quick, easy, and — most importantly — interesting to make. I also pretend to take personal requests, should you have any.
For you fantastic image for my High School article. The fact that you looked up an old request and fulfilled it shows that you are indeed an exemplary chopper. –SysRq
For your contributions at RadicalX's corner. Choppers seem to be becoming a minority these days, so bless you! –Sonje
Thou art brave and talented!
The Perfect Sandwich
Without further ado, I present to you the perfect sandwich — the very object which drew you to my page in the first place, no doubt. This mystical comestible — the very one you lay eyes on, right now — is ageless, timeless, and, most importantly, priceless. You may look, but DO NOT TOUCH; for none have survived the curse of the perfect sandwich.