User:Kjhf/page2

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Kjhf ape

This is me when I'm angry. I'm watching you

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Kjhf/page2 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Hi <insert name here>! Welcome to my hole

My name is Kristian and I am pleased to meet you. Anybody who hates me can get lost, go fall off a cliff, and BURN! Kill burn themselves. Anybody here to vandalise my page go to my sandbox instead. Thanks.

If you're here for the opposite reason (to congratulate me) see my talk page. Or if you wish to see my works click here. Or if you want to see my awards, click here.

Please do not go around burning editing other people's userpage as this may lead to warnings and it is very annoying for that user.

I know who's admin...

Is it alot or a lot?

Uncyclopedia:Babel
rh-X This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
do-4 This user speaks Dolphin at a near-native level.
sc-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble.
li-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Logic.
fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
la-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Latin.
pika-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu.
Pie-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pie.
it-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Italian.
da-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Danish.
bu-1 This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
sa-E This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school.
ht-E This user only speaks HTML because it was a required course in school.
ao-F This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).
mor-G This user does not speak -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and furthermore believes -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..
al-G This user does not speak the Ancient Language and furthermore believes the Ancient Language to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of the Ancient Language.
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
Userboxes. Yay.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


MagicWand.jpg Kjhf wishes he were an admin. Please grant him the wish. Also he doesn't like pink so he changed the box.
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Tntasplode Kjhf doesn't care about BENSON. Support him or not, I don't care.
Portsmouthbadge This user supports Pompey F.C

(You'll find us singing LOUD!)

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
British flag This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
NO This user doesn't care.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
-6 This user has written -6 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=&page=User%3AKjhf 9.8 X 105,999,999,999,999,999,999,967 (and counting) times].
Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[1]].

ThinkerToilet This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

Hanshaketiny This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

Françias

Bonjour ! Mon nom est Kristian et je suis heureux de brûler vous rencontrer. S.v.p ne circulez pas en éditant les emplacements de l'utilisateur d'autres parse que Il mènera aux avertissements.

Latina

Salve! mater est laetissimus quod ego sum inquitibat Latina. Te audire non pascura. Musa sapientum est in aure. (lol)

Dansk

Velkommen!

Japanese

Konnichi wa, ore no namae wa Kurisu!

1337

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What I'm doing at the moment:

Whatever needs doing

Vandals

(These are notes to myself) Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol : User_talk:142.163.79.83 for comments on Albino emos ([2])























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