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Yay! My award!

Here's another one:

---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:28, 15 January 2007 (UTC) -Thankyou very much. User:Kjhf/sig 19:32, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

You've been banned!

See here, for doubleplusungood crimethink. The thought police will be by shortly to take you to Miniluv. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 09:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh. Thanks. (I think.)

I was keeping a neutral view on Benson, But I really don't know why you shold ban him for speaking in caps when that was how he nearly became admin. It's ridiculous. And I didn't actually go against your wish, I was just wondering why you did it. User:Kjhf/sig 16:14, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Nearly became admin? Benson? You're joking, right? He has never been seriously considered, only joke-nommed. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:06, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
Oh really? User:Kjhf/sig 20:12, 16 January 2007 (UTC)


Cookie flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit.
She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear,
but is afraid it would get her desysopped.
*eats biscuit* thanks FF (And yes you can scream in my ear. I don't see why though...)User:Kjhf/sig 17:29, 17 January 2007 (UTC)


I saw your name in the noob help page so I came here to ask for help. I have another friend who could help me, but he isn't online. I'm trying to post a UnBook, an UnCookBook article, actually. Well, still looks awful, I can't seem to upload the picture properly. Everything is going badly wrong! Could you help me please?--FoxyBabe 19:27, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry, I'm just good with all the main stuff. Maybe see Braydie?

User:Kjhf/sig 19:35, 17 January 2007 (UTC)


Did you hard-refresh the page? —Braydie at 17:54, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Just did (Work in IE CTRL+F5) didn't work. User:Kjhf/sig 18:01, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Hmm, I'm not sure if the things you added support IE, but I'm not an expert on that sorta thing. The best person to ask would be Spang. —Braydie at 18:05, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
Have done :) User:Kjhf/sig 18:11, 17 January 2007 (UTC)


The victory bells(?) have rang!
NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia

herr doktor needsAsample Rocket [scream!] 22:15, 17 January 2007 (UTC) Vwoop! Thanks. User:Kjhf/sig 16:03, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey you

You are hereby forbidden from using the welcome message. Use of the template and attempts to welcome people will result in a ban. Thank you for your time. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.18.17:49

May I ask why? User:Kjhf/sig 17:54, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
User:Elmo. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.18.18:01
Ok, so I put it on the user page instead of talk. Can't I just change it and carry on? User:Kjhf/sig 18:17, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
There. All sorted. User:Kjhf/sig 18:22, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
Alright, you can continue, but, I've seen more of you than I see of most people, and usually because of some screw-up. Watch yourself. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.18.18:25
Can you name a few? then I can work on them... User:Kjhf/sig 18:27, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
It's alright, I'm probably overreacting. I've been a bit harsher lately than usual. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.18.18:34
You can compare yourself to famine! joking...

User:Kjhf/sig 18:37, 18 January 2007 (UTC)


Okay, so the fact that the article is completely ugly aside, its also wrong. You can click edit from inside an old edit, thus rendering the need to copy and past the text to a new revision useless. Also, if you feel like crawling through a crap load of stolen code: I have the revert code in here somewhere. So yah, if that article is going to be of any use to anyone its gotta be an actual article, and be correct. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:38, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

That's how I revert all the time. It's correct becuase it works. And I didn't intend it to be funny. It's a piece of infomation to the n00bs. User:Kjhf/sig 13:44, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Well, I've been reverting since September 2005. It now contains the correct way to revert, and is better formatted. I even made it look like a real HowTo, a bit. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:09, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Cool, that looks ok. Thanks for that :) User:Kjhf/sig 17:48, 21 January 2007 (UTC)


Mewhenreadingstupidstuff Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy.
There is no personalised message either.

Braydie at 23:52, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

I don't think you're lazy. (That's not an excuse to start!) Thanks for that.
User:Kjhf/sig 09:05, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

I win I lose

i may be a 10 year old baby vandle but i made that person submit to my power. I RULE AND ALL YOU ARE FAGS The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

LOL! User:Kjhf/sig 23:07, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
I agree. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:05, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

lol i am a great person. you all can suck on my dick. now i am great. great. great. I AM THE BEST!!! now to make all the other mods Fall to my power!!! HAHAHA The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

No thanks, I'm not gay. (Oh great we have another BENSON) User:Kjhf/sig 23:11, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
There can be only one BENSON. Either way, I like this guy's style. Reminds me of me when I was 9 or 10 years old. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:14, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
Changed the title to reflect the outcome User:Kjhf/sig 17:19, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

'Arry's blue army!

Bloody hell Kjhf, I never knew you were a Pompey fan! Nice job with the userbox, although the link colour clashes with the background a bit; maybe it'd be better to change the link colour to white? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:31, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Change it if you want. All you have to do is change the HEX HTML colour eg: #0000FF to #FFFFF. I'm sure you can work it out, I can't be bothered (hour spent on building it) ;)
User:Kjhf/sig 14:39, 28 January 2007 (UTC)


BePrepared Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

Braydie at 15:25, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

No probs, you deserve it :) User:Kjhf/sig 15:54, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
 :D Thanks. —Braydie at 15:57, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

For Vigilance

You can change it to idiot. It's probably the same person, as they are blanking the same articles as before. Thanks anyway. User:Kjhf/sig 11:46, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
They or someone with a very similiar chip on their shoulder, have been busy the last few days. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
heh. I'll always be here to help kill the idiot/s. User:Kjhf/sig 11:49, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Welcome template

I don't know how often you make this mistake, but the welcome template should be added in the style of {{subst:Welcome}}. Don't ask. Just do it. And fix everytime you didn't. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:01, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

That's a lot of times... I'll get on it now. The fact is, I do it manually since IE 7 doesn't the support the Wiki's java... User:Kjhf/sig 16:03, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Since there's over 75 names- I'll only do those who have built a userpage (Meaning those who may return). User:Kjhf/sig
Do everyone, or I will. And you won't like it when I have to do work... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Aww but I've taken them off my list- I don't know where they are now... Aww crap, this is awkward. I give up. Just ban me for 2 days- it's a win win- I learn my lesson and you feel happy. User:Kjhf/sig 16:12, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
List? Just go through the "What links here" for your userpage, and check them all. Also, 2 days would something like 1 month to short ;) --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:14, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Watchlist. And good thinking. Guess I need to bow before you, Sir Baron. User:Kjhf/sig 16:17, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Save the bowing till you'r done, eh? Oh, as for how is looks, it looks like your a recent changes spammer ;) --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:29, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
I hate you. Yeah, that's 50 done... half way... User:Kjhf/sig
I think that's it don't correct me if I'm wrong... User:Kjhf/sig 16:44, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
I'll take your word for it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:47, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Have an award. User:Kjhf/sig
Thanks. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:48, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Notice the "Bitch admin" User:Kjhf/sig
I did. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:51, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Remind me why are we all so worried about the nosubst thingy? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:53, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
I think it's because they can remove the little {{welcome}} thing. If it's subst it can't be removed easy... I think that's why. —Braydie 13:55, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Maybe because we pose as an automated bot who throws huge chunks of text in a blink of an eye?~Jewriken.GIF 13:57, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
That sounds good. Yeah, that's probably it. —Braydie 14:00, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Maybe spammers? User:Kjhf/sig 14:03, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

user page

Would you be so kind not to edit my user page? If you have some comment, please adress my discussion page. But if you don't care, why do you write to tell me so? D.G.Neree 20:55, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm correcting infomation. But will do in future. User:Kjhf/sig 15:04, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Say It

Ain't soooooooo? See you when you get back. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Will check back at least once a week, but I can't keep at it everyday- Damn inventor of homework >:-( See you all (Hopefully) soon. User:Kjhf/sig 18:18, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
But who will vote for my image on VFP? /me weeps. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Let me know a week in advance, then I can :), say, I need to make an official day that I will return. Like I said, once a week. User:Kjhf/sig 18:23, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Nooo! We will miss you, even if your name does seems like a random mashing of the keyboard. Hope you aren't gone long.
Mind you it may not be a bad thing, Hardwick retired then came back and got half a dozen featured articles. I look forward to seeing you on the Hall of Shame. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:42, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
/me coughs. And kjhf are my initals. :/ User:Kjhf/sig 19:45, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

sig image

I removed a large image from your sig. Please make it into a small image first then you can use it for a sig. It's much less resource intensive that way, and with a sig template, that matters. Thanks -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 17:47, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

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