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|This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is "When he gets out of grammer school and edumacation or Edumacation. It will be a while. Sorry, but I WILL check back every now and again. =(". If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.|
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Go die in a fire. No: I'm not a racist. Bloody government made us learn a second language. Yes I can speak French. Whoop-de-frigging-do.
Salve! mater est laetissimus quod ego sum inquitibat Latina. Te audire non pascura. Musa sapientum est in aure.
Konnichi wa, ore no namae wa Kurisu!
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