User:Kjhf

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is "When he gets out of grammer school and edumacation or Edumacation. It will be a while. Sorry, but I WILL check back every now and again. =(". If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

I went here.

Kjhf ape

This is me when I'm angry. I'm watching you

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Uncyclopedia:Babel
rh-X This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
do-4 This user speaks Dolphin at a near-native level.
sc-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble.
li-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Logic.
fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
la-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Latin.
pika-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu.
Pie-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pie.
it-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Italian.
da-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Danish.
bu-1 This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
sa-E This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school.
ht-E This user only speaks HTML because it was a required course in school.
ao-F This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).
bs-0 This user does not understand Bullsh!t and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
al-G This user does not speak the Ancient Language and furthermore believes the Ancient Language to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of the Ancient Language.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
mor-G This user does not speak -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and furthermore believes -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
BBL Kjhf has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
NOBBL Kjhf needs more Babel boxes.
USB Kjhf has too many userboxes and the babel table is out of Proportion to the userbox table. Until now.
UFORandom UFO Sighting

In accordance with International Random UFO Sightings in Uncyclopedia Articles Day, Unidentified Flying Objects have been randomly sighted in this Uncyclopedia article.


Prepare for probing.
Userboxes. Yay.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


MagicWand.jpg Kjhf wishes he were an admin. Please grant him the wish. Also he doesn't like pink so he changed the box.
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Tntasplode Kjhf doesn't care about BENSON. Support him or not, I don't care.
Portsmouthbadge This user supports Pompey F.C

(Because blue is a nice colour.)

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
NO This user doesn't care.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Some This user has written Some articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Userboxes.

Whirlingstar Kjhf has 1,455 edits on Uncyclopedia!
Orange Orange is my favourite colour because my birthstone said so, and it reminds me of FIRE!
Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
7 years, 8 months and 6 days.

edit Français

Go die in a fire. No: I'm not a racist. Bloody government made us learn a second language. Yes I can speak French. Whoop-de-frigging-do.

edit Latina

Salve! mater est laetissimus quod ego sum inquitibat Latina. Te audire non pascura. Musa sapientum est in aure.

edit Dansk

Velkommen!

edit Japanese

Konnichi wa, ore no namae wa Kurisu!

edit 1337

|-|3|_|_(), |\/| `/ |\|/-\|\/|3 15 |<|215 !!!! 8 |_| |2 |\|!!!! http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/
480\/3 15 900973 1|\| 1337!!!!

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