User:Kjhf

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is "When he gets out of grammer school and edumacation or Edumacation. It will be a while. Sorry, but I WILL check back every now and again. =(". If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

I went here.

This is me when I'm angry. I'm watching you

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Kjhf also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

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Uncyclopedia:Babel

rh-X

This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers.

uk-N

This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

17-N

This user is a native speaker of 1337.

do-4

This user speaks Dolphin at a near-native level.

sc-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble.

li-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Logic.

fr-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.

la-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Latin.

pika-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu.

Pie-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pie.

it-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Italian.

da-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Danish.

bu-1

This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.

sa-E

This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school.

ht-E

This user only speaks HTML because it was a required course in school.

ao-F

This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).

bs-0

This user does not understand Bullsh!t and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

al-G

This user does not speak the Ancient Language and furthermore believes the Ancient Language to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of the Ancient Language.

du-G

This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.

mor-G

This user does not speak -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and furthermore believes -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..

typo-G

This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

BBL

Kjhf has too many Babel boxes on their user page.

NOBBL

Kjhf needs more Babel boxes.

USB

Kjhf has too many userboxes and the babel table is out of Proportion to the userbox table. Until now.

Userboxes. Yay.