User:Kip the Dip

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South Park Kip

Welcome to my userpage. I'm a nice guy who likes popcorn chicken. I joined Uncyclopedia on February 13, 2007. I can be found in the chatroom as Kip, Kipp, Kippy, K-Dip, or any other variation of "Kip" that isn't related to mudkips. God, I hate that freaking Pokemon.


“EugeneKay dips the kip”
~ EugeneKay on IRC
“At soviet uncyclopedia, famine bans you.”
“You suck!”
“...I suspect he is gay, which I tolerate as much as I do Jew persons.”
“The icon of what the bottom of Uncyclopedia has to offer. A disgrace to Uncyclopedia, Wikia, the internet, his country of origin, and possibly the entire human race. I question many nights why the existence of such a sad and worthless user exists, only to be left without answers. This user's lack of morals, humanity, and logical judgment appall me continuously. I'd use bland insults like "douchebag", "asshat", and "fucktits" to insult this user, but he has probably heard them all before ad nauseum and is now numb to them, regardless of how true they are. Truly a despicable person.”

Major Awards

Craproll Useless Gobshite of the Month November 2008 Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2011


-- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us


Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
8 years, 11 months and 24 days.

UnNews Logo Potato This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
106 This user has written 106 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

10,000+ This user has over 10,000 edits.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Texas flag This user is from Texas.
May secede if provoked!


This user is an administrator on another Wiki.
Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
42 times.
This user chooses the fate of articles on VFD. Fear Them.
Che santoru This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Fisher Price rocks
NO This user doesn't care.
Oscar This user is wild about Wilde.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Dead This user is dead.Dead dead dead.

He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.

Villianc This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
You are not Thinkerer This user is NOT Thinkerer

As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

Potatohead2 Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

NO-C! This user hates all Contents and desires genocide to those who write them.

NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.


This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, he suxs!

Maddox This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.
Potatohead aqua This user wants i maed a yuky doody featured.

Potatohead aqua This user wants Don't Panic featured.

Potatohead aqua This user wants [[]] featured.

Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
20 This user is 20 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Myspacelogo This User has a MySpace
They are, so, like, totally lame...
Onlinenow This user is online now!
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
Chickenbox2.0 This user raises their own chickenbox.
Brain This user's IQ is 130ish.


This user is...
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Slim Shady!

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

NRV This user is worthless to Uncyclopedia & should be huffed.
Geek This user is a geek.
3hearts This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Autism11 This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Ned Flanders This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Jason vorhees This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

MEH This user redefines lazy.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
BS This userpage is bullshit.
80px-Phone Booth Pittsburgh This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

45px-Illogicopedia.png Kippers also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. Phillip!!!
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
This space for rent.

Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

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Ban free for 5 years, 4 months and 19 days.
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