User:Kip the Dip

Kip the Dip

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Welcome to my userpage. I'm a nice guy who likes popcorn chicken. I joined Uncyclopedia on February 13, 2007. I can be found in the chatroom as Kip, Kipp, Kippy, K-Dip, or any other variation of "Kip" that isn't related to mudkips. God, I hate that freaking Pokemon.

Quotes

“EugeneKay dips the kip”
~ EugeneKay on IRC

“At soviet uncyclopedia, famine bans you.”
~ Famine

“You suck!”
~ ForestAngel/Julie

“...I suspect he is gay, which I tolerate as much as I do Jew persons.”
~ Unedible

“The icon of what the bottom of Uncyclopedia has to offer. A disgrace to Uncyclopedia, Wikia, the internet, his country of origin, and possibly the entire human race. I question many nights why the existence of such a sad and worthless user exists, only to be left without answers. This user's lack of morals, humanity, and logical judgment appall me continuously. I'd use bland insults like "douchebag", "asshat", and "fucktits" to insult this user, but he has probably heard them all before ad nauseum and is now numb to them, regardless of how true they are. Truly a despicable person.”
~ e|m|c

Major Awards

Useless Gobshite of the Month November 2008 Foolitzer Prize Winner February 2011

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106

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1+	This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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May secede if provoked!

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Dead

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He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.

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As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

This user wants to pee in Cajek's hat.

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This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

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Durrr

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This user raises their own chickenbox.

This user's IQ is 130ish.

Big City Life
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But pressure nah ease up no mat' how hard him/her try

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THIS IS SPARTA!

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