User:Kip the Dip

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'''[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Kip_the_Dip I've moved]'''
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<center><big>''From your resident holly, jolly gobshite!''</big></center>
 
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:'Tis the season to be irreverent, offensive and satirical.
 
 
:*[[A Peter Griffin Christmas]]
 
:*[[Auld Lang Syne]]
 
:*[[Chanupocalypse]] - Currently on '''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Chanupocalypse|VFH]]'''
 
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:*[[UnNews:President pardons Furbies]] <small><small>and [[UnNews:President pardons Fergie|Fergie]]</small></small>
 
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:*[[Holidae In]]
 
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:*[[UnTunes:GloriAAA!]] <small>sung by {{u|Simsilikesims}}</small>
 
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:*[[A BUTT POOP Christmas!!!!]]
 
:*[[Are you talking to me?/Ctmas|Ctmas]]
 
:*[[Dan Kwanzaa]]
 
:*[[Eurosanta]]
 
:*[[Jacob Marley]]
 
:*[[Mr kringle is FAT]]
 
:*[[Pisher's Gelt]]
 
:*[[That time I was nearly raped by a reindeer during my sojourn at the North Pole]]
 
:*[[UnTunes:GloriAAA!]]
 
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[[Image:Holiday DOOM.jpg|center|DOOM]]<br>
 
<center><big><big><big><big><b>DOOOOOOOOOOM!!
 
 
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