User:Kip the Dip/userboxes

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
6 years, 3 months and 11 days.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

106

This user has written 106 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

10,000+

This user has over 10,000 edits.

1+	This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is from Texas.
May secede if provoked!

This user is an administrator on another Wiki.

This user has been blocked
42 times.

This user chooses the fate of articles on VFD. Fear Them.

This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user has eye beams.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user just blue themself.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user is wild about Wilde.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Dead

This user is dead.Dead dead dead.

He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is NOT Thinkerer

As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

This user wants to pee in Cajek's hat.

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

NO-C!

This user hates all Contents and desires genocide to those who write them.

This user is Over 9000.

This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, 'cos he gave them an F.

This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

This user wants i maed a yuky doody featured.

This user wants Don't Panic featured.

This user wants [[]] featured.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

20	This user is 20 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This User has a MySpace
They are, so, like, totally lame...

This user is online now!

Durrr

This user is a fucking Moron.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

This user's IQ is 130ish.

So why'd this user want stars in their eyes?

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

This user is worthless to Uncyclopedia & should be huffed.

This user is a geek.

This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.

This user will give you a seizure.

THIS IS SPARTA!

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)