User:Kip the Dip/awards

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My Awards.

edit VFH

VFH awards aren't really awards at all. They're thank yous for at least signing ~~~ on the correct voting side.

Tory poster Congratulations

Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

Russian Roulette Guy UGH
Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)!
Oh, those Russians...
Franklinstein-signing-detail

Benjamin Franklinstein User:Martinultima thanks you
for being a true patriot (or something stupid like that) The VFH failed – but so what? Maybe like Franklinstein himself, it was just ahead of its time.
But you supported American Democracy and voted anyway, so thanks for being a true patriot –
maybe next time, we will win that Revolution, dammit!

Anyway, look, before all these stupid puns kill me (and trust me, I don't want to look like him...),
he sent you this nice bottle of Jolt Cola straight from his own private lab – drink at your own risk!

Ninjastar-no Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima(VOTE FOR ME!)talk(AND MY PICS TOO!)contribs 15:14, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Jolt Cola Cash-In
Your A Big Psychic Now!
Spoonforn00b Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!

We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:22 Aug 17, 2007
Volleybeauty WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring......
Oh, never mind...
CheeseChapel Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.
JustAWall The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Freeipod

Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH
Kansasty The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends!

Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

Nuke the whales2 The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!
Thx list

The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need.
It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list.

And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Osama The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!
Top hat
Kip the Dip/awards Has A Lotta Class.

And they could beat you up.
Winkler

You voted...

...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!
Modernwoodencondom There you go son!

It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!

The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!
SnowySnow The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
Beware the white stuff!
Bouncing boobs 288x192

SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

Envelope thx

SON OF A BITCH.

I... just...

Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time.

a friendly message from your local post office.
Redbaronpizza
You are presented with one (1) package of
Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for
that article involving flying things..
Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM
may cause loss of altitude or engine failure.

edit Monthly nonsense

User:Manforman/Thank

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!

Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Crotchgun Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY!

Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Readingisfun The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund!

Thanks for voting on UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading

769531427 447c16605d GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.


edit Ninjastars


edit Cookies

Newcookie Ye Olde Luke has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

edit Christmas/Winter holiday

The Gifts of the Uncyclopedians.

BonnerGame
Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk)

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas!
I mean... merry.
Be sure to keep on dipping those kips!
Honest, I meant merry!

~Fag x FS
Fagchristmas
WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...
PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS
Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.
Santaweb
ARE YOU PREPARED?

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

TAKE HEED.
TAKE NOTICE.
TAKE COVER.


a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.
Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB
Evil santa Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno
Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

edit Miscellaneous

Cnorris Chuck Norris likes this article. Editing or deleting this page will result in terminal roundhouse kicking!!!


edit Anti-awards

Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


- from Insineratehymn

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