User:Kip the Dip/Wilson Sanches Leal
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Wilson José Sanches Leal is a Portuguese professional football player. He currently plays in the Championnat National for US Créteil-Lusitanos. This begs the question on everyone's mind is: Who knew the Portuguese and French played football?
By "everyone", of course, we mean Americans. Americans only think of "football" as that homoerotic display of passing around a brown testicle. By the way, U.S. cuisine has nothing on Portugal. Dry cod makes hot dogs taste like ass. Well, hot dogs are usually made of a good deal of pig anus. How ironic. Fat assholes eating pig assholes while watching men play grab-ass with a pig skin.
Happy 4th of July.