User:Kip the Dip/Wilson Sanches Leal

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Wilson José Sanches Leal is a Portuguese professional football player. He currently plays in the Championnat National for US Créteil-Lusitanos. This begs the question on everyone's mind is: Who knew the Portuguese and French played football?

By "everyone", of course, we mean Americans. Americans only think of "football" as that homoerotic display of passing around a brown testicle. By the way, U.S. cuisine has nothing on Portugal. Dry cod makes hot dogs taste like ass. Well, hot dogs are usually made of a good deal of pig anus. How ironic. Fat assholes eating pig assholes while watching men play grab-ass with a pig skin.

Yo. Total misdirection. Take that, my own culture! If you wanted some easy swipes at the Portuguese and the French, tough shit. Old hot dogs jokes are funnier. Go eat pig ass, fuckers.

Happy 4th of July.

Personal tools