User:Kip the Dip/UnNews:Obamacare leaves McDonald's employees McScrewed
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One McDonald's frier commented, "I ain't lovin' this, dawg!"
Democrats accuse McDonald's of causing premiums to be raised with their heart-attack inducing Big Macs.
McDonald's has ensured that should they drop the health plan, its employees will still keep their free apple pie benifits.