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20 February 2008

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Benson and his disciples give a toast to Benson.

MOCE LYNX, UNCYCLOPEDIA - It was a glorious day for Bensonites everywhere, when their ruler Benson finally defeated the evil overlord Mhaille and claimed supremacy over Uncyclopedia. As fate would have it, this epic victory took place during Black History Month, as it is no doubt the greatest black history moment ever. Ever.

Two years ago, Benson declared himself a prophet. About a year and a half ago, Bensonites declared jihad over leader Mhaille, who had claimed most of the land's territory. The battle cry was, "BENSON IS BETTER THAN MHAILLE!"

Mhaille's response was as swift as it was deadly.

For month after month blood was shed, only for each attempt to go down in vain. Perhaps the greatest casualty was the Euroipods veteran Nintendorulez, whose dying wish was for Benson to rule over Uncyclopedia. Mhaille's horrible rein finally ended when he was beheaded by a crazy swordsman. His head was placed on a pyke, while the rest of his body was then thrown into the Dead Nigger Storage.

Celebrations are being held at Benson's House of Pancakes, where it just happens to be karaoke night.

Insineratehymn, who for a long time has been working on Youtube Poop instead of writing articles for Uncyclopedia, had this to say about the incident:


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