User:Kip the Dip/Proof of God
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“Crack cocaine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Proof of God has been
edit Proof #1: The Bible
The Bible is said to be the Word of God. If one can prove that is indeed God's Word, hence, God will be proven to exist.
edit Proof #2: The First Claus
Santa Claus is a well-known celebrity. Unfortunately, not much is known or his origins. What is known is that he travels the world accompanied by flying reindeer, generously and selflessly gives to millions of gentile children in one night.
edit Proof #3: Pascal's Wager
edit Proof #4: Mathmatics
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