User:Kip the Dip/Proof of God

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Proof of God has been

edit Proof #1: The Bible

The Bible is said to be the Word of God. If one can prove that is indeed God's Word, hence, God will be proven to exist.

edit Proof #2: The First Claus

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Behold, the Son of God.

Santa Claus is a well-known celebrity. Unfortunately, not much is known or his origins. What is known is that he travels the world accompanied by flying reindeer, generously and selflessly gives to millions of gentile children in one night.

edit Proof #3: Pascal's Wager

edit Proof #4: Mathmatics

edit See Also

edit External Links

The Official List of Proofs

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