User:Kip the Dip/Mongolian Deletion
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In 1987, famous archeologist Brian Jones found a combination of western and eastern art, in a painting of a Mongolian Jesus.
edit Mongolian Jesus
The painting dates back to the early centuries, around 100 A.D. Although not known why Jesus appears Mongolian, it is known that there is a manuscript of some sort that was found with the painting. The manuscript reads, in Greek…
| For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Then there's another message under the Bible verse.
| For all the love of Mongolia, I hope one day you’ll read the KJV of the Bible and read that verse. But, even though I attempted at saving your souls, I have failed. Forgive me, father, as I have failed to convert these savage peoples. I’ll finally be at peace now, and hope that humanity comes to me for guidance in trouble. If they don’t, then fucking screw them… Fucking screw them.
edit Brian Hides It
After eighteen years of keeping this secret, Brian Jones reveals to the world this. He says, quoted, "I feel the world is ready for a Mongolian Jesus. In the 80's, no; but now, yes."
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