User:Kip the Dip/IRC
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<LordKaT> hmm <LordKaT> brb, I think my apartment is on fire
<OpenFaceSurgery> I got a picture with Johan Hegg :D <Mhaille> that man has the funniest nipples I have ever seen
<I1raqattack> im going to go to ED and get them to help me <mayhem> with what? <I1raqattack> Owning you <Bonner> You go to ED now dear <Bonner> Go die in a fire <AAA^> yeah <TheLedBalloon> I1raqattack: you may wanna check out ED's page called "Pain Series" while you're over there <Bonner> Indeed TheLedBalloon <AAA^> I1raqattack: LedBalloon's right. It'll help you <I1raqattack> OH MY GOD <I1raqattack> I WILL NEVER GO BACK THERE <TheLedBalloon> I1raqattack: you'd better go to Pain Series, quick <I1raqattack> I DID <Bonner> Hahaha <I1raqattack> IT IS SICK <TheLedBalloon> there is your ED <I1raqattack> What is up with them do they think that is funny? <TheLedBalloon> like I said: you need to see evil's true form before you can fully reject it <I1raqattack> That gonna make me throw up <I1raqattack> Im sorry for pissing you off. <I1raqattack> That website is cursed <I1raqattack> They should seriuosly get taken down or something <AAA^> I1raqattack: welcome to our world... <I1raqattack> How could you vandalize ED <Jacob_Myers|ssh> I1raqattack, you can't <Jacob_Myers|ssh> it's *all* vandalism <AAA^> man, this beats Family Guy any day...
Notes: Maybe ED does have its upsides... --AAA
<zeldafan500> My edits are funny and everyone here just has no sense of humor.
* EugeneKay turns into a turkey * ZB|Writing pours gravy all over Eugene * Leoispotpourri licks it off <EugeneTurkey> o.O * EugeneTurkey gets the carving knife * EugeneTurkey cuts off his breasts <EugeneTurkey> White meat, anyone? * ZB|Writing swallows Eugene whole
<mudkipsV> I'm getting more anal everyday.
<EugeneKay> I'll EAT it, but I'm not going to order it. <EugeneKay> I'll eat just about anything, for that matter. <Olipro> interesting * Olipro unzips <EugeneKay> Though I draw the line at anything that smells rotten. <Olipro> oh * Olipro rezips
<Mitch_1_2> Olipro and I have a mutual understanding; he doesn't try to mount me, and I don't report all the screams that I hear coming from his basement.
<AAA^> The Olipro Theory: <AAA^> 8=D(o) <AAA^> or for those who can't read characters... <AAA^> "eight equals D times o"
<Starnestommy> The only difference between Vista and Olipro: One rapes computers, the other rapes you
edit RCMurphy and turtles
rcmurphy: Last week this girl knocked on my door... rcmurphy: And she was like, "Are you ___?" rcmurphy: And I said no. rcmurphy: And she was like, "Ok. Want to see my turtles?" rcmurphy: And she had like five little turtles in a cardboard box. ... Zombiebaron: rc, so did you and her get it on? ... rcmurphy: If by "get it on" you mean "look at her turtles"... rcmurphy: And if by "turtles" I mean the animal and not some kind of weird sexual euphemism... rcmurphy: Then yes, we got it on. Zombiebaron: word Zombiebaron: thats awesome Zombiebaron: jigga shit
<rcmurphy> Besides, nothing is more obnoxious than people bragging about their sexual exploits. ... <Zombiebaron> rcmurphy: I remember that time you told us about getting it on with that turtle chick. <Zombiebaron> Hippocrit. <rcmurphy> That was blown entirely out of proportion! <Zombiebaron> "So were you" ... <rcmurphy> But yeah, in terms of turtle-showing we got it on. <rcmurphy> We got it on hardcore.
<rcmurphy> I squashed a turtle under my car tires today. <Tompkins> YOU FUCKING JERK! * Tompkins sets mode: +b *!*@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.cpe.cableone.net * rcmurphy was kicked by Tompkins (AHTE HATE HATEH!K!L! * rcmurphy has joined #uncyclopedia * Tompkins sets mode: -b *!*@xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.cpe.cableone.net <rcmurphy> Actually what happened was... <rcmurphy> I squashed a turtle under my car tires. <rcmurphy> Then I laughed. <Tompkins> I want to ban you <Tompkins> But then I laugh too hard. * Tompkins sets mode: +b *!*@24-116-119-242.cpe.cableone.net <Tompkins> Oh wait... who was that? <Tompkins> was that rc again? <Tompkins> Oh no.. <Tompkins> I should do something about that... <Tompkins> yep. * Tompkins sets mode: -b *!*@24-116-119-242.cpe.cableone.net * _turtle_ has joined #uncyclopedia <_turtle_> hewwo! <_turtle_> will u be my fwend? * rcmurphy runs over _turtle_ * Tompkins sets mode: +b *!*@24-116-119-242.cpe.cableone.net <rcmurphy> Can't take a joke. <rcmurphy> Anyway, I have to go now. <rcmurphy> There are turtles to be run over. * rcmurphy has left #uncyclopedia ... <Olipro> sorry for winding you up Tompkins <Olipro> everyone has their favourite thing <Tompkins> Nah, i could care less if someone ran over a turtle.. <Tompkins> I just have to pretend to be offended.
edit Kip the Dip
# (Block log); 17:57 . . Strange but untrue (Talk | contribs) (blocked User:Kip the Dip with an expiry time of 242 seconds: Parakeet parakeet parakeet. Parakeet!)
<Kip> When you sing, you carry O key *** Kip has been kicked off channel #uncyclopedia by Zombiebaron (Terrible pun.)