User:Kip the Dip/Go up thou bald head

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It pretty much went down like this.

Dude, those fucking children were evil. Like, WTF?

edit So there I was

walking along the road to Bethel, doing my prophet thing trying convert everyone to Yahweh, right? Like, with real badass miracles and shit.

edit and these forty-two youths

come out of town, all wicked from Baal worshipping, or something, and start making fun of my bald head! They were all like, "Go up, thou bald head! Go up, thou bald head!"

edit so I turned around

and looked at the little shits, and called out a curse upon them in the name of Yahweh.

edit and then these two she bears

come out of the woods and ripped them to shreds! Hallelujah!

I went on to Mount Carmel without a scratch on my body.

No, seriously. I nearly let them get away with mocking my bald head.

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