"As a professor of Anthropology I do so enjoy these outings to the zoo, especially the antics of the primates. They look like they're having so much fun doing... wait, what are they doing? Oh my GD-ack!!!!"
Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF? So there I was camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit. and this fucking yak bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, he makes a yakline straight for me. (More...)
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