This week's loser
Best known in for his jacked-up grill and plunging American television into further awe-inspiring depths of stupidity,
moved to California from Hong Kong in hopes of graduating high school. After seven years in the eleventh grade, Hung was awarded a William Richard Martin Hung completion of high school certificate, which from a few feet away, looks very much like a high school diploma. Hung proceeded to attend classes at UC Berkeley, until security escorted him off campus.
His luck changed after winning a local singing talent contest, held in a living room within his house where he was the only contestant and also served as judge. Inspired, Hung ended up singing at local town meetings and events. Although Hung has always claimed he was asked to perform at these functions, the grand majority of the time he was actually asked to stop,
stop ... please fucking stop. (
Really, no more.)
Recently voted out: BENSON - Braydie - Codeine - Insineratehymn - Ljlego - Mhaille - Oscar Wilde - Sannse - Savethemooses - The Thinker - Zombiebaron
Did you know...
...that was just dreadful?
...that you can't sing whatsoever?
...I'm rich enough to hire someone to kill you, and after that performance I'm genuinely considering it?
...that the only reason Paula said 'yes' is because she's drunk off her ass?
...or maybe just she wants to sleep with you?
...I'm not really British?
Yet another massacre in Paris
On this day...
November 28: Panic
-2000 - OH GOD THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!
1834 - AAAAAAIIIIEE! Help! We're all going to die!
1943 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, they'll kill us all!
1944 - People die... and stuff...
1963 - Hundreds of thousands die in global mime protests, Mimes assume totalitarian control, only to have it crushed 3 weeks later by Vin Diesel dressed as a clown.
1967 - Holy Shit!Anna Nicole Smith.
1979 - Don't Panic
1999 - OH GOD THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!
2000 - Y2K kills the entire planet, annoying environmentalists throughtout the planet, users of Macs are left unharmed.
2004 - Y2K is fixed by a patch from Microsoft, life FINALLY returns to normal.
2004 - Y2K is fixed again by another patch from Microsoft, due to the complete failure of the first patch.
2004 - Y2K can be fixed (at last!) for those users who don't have Genuine Windows software (ie. most people)
2004 - Microsoft panics. What the hell can they not-fix now?
2005 - The 113th annual World Autofellatio Championship contest begins. If you have children, panic.
2006 - Celebrating 445324248432479525 seconds since people invented the tree.
2006 - Jesus has not returned to earth in his intergalactic space pod.
2006 - Person spills milk on floor
2006 - OMG! Celine Dion is playing a concert!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo
2006 - Chirstopher Meloni attacks Emmy Winner Jon Stewart after being screwed once again.
2007 - K-fedex is releasing another album
2008 - Kernel Panic: Segmentation Fault ( Core Dumped)
2012 - Scientists apologize for any inconvinence previous apocolypse warnings may have caused. Claim the apocalypse is, infact, 2 years ago.
2038 - Epoch ends. The ultimate bug shows up. Still no Duke Nukem Forever.
2046 - Glucose begins his crusade against toilet paper.
2101 - All your base are belong to us!!!
2102 - All your base destroyed by tsunami.
2105 - All your base rebuilt.
2105 - All your base is destroyed again, by a can of Coca Cola. People can't be fucked to built your base again.
2105 - al;sdkfjoi;as (Aaahhhhhhh!!!! It's the end of the fucking world!!!)
2112 - Attention, all planets of the Solar Federation! We have assumed control!
2134 - Angry ticks fire out of my nipples.
2843 - Bono finally dies.
3764 - SAW 127874 is made.
The Future - Jesus returns to earth with many holo-hookers
The Future + 1 - Raptor Jesus pokévolves from Your Mom
The Future + 2 - Jesus meets Raptor Jesus and the universe implodes.