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the talent-free karaoke contest where everyone can't sing
Simon Cowell has insulted 30,608 contestants this season

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This week's loser

Best known in for his jacked-up grill and plunging American television into further awe-inspiring depths of stupidity, William Richard Martin Hung moved to California from Hong Kong in hopes of graduating high school. After seven years in the eleventh grade, Hung was awarded a completion of high school certificate, which from a few feet away, looks very much like a high school diploma. Hung proceeded to attend classes at UC Berkeley, until security escorted him off campus.

His luck changed after winning a local singing talent contest, held in a living room within his house where he was the only contestant and also served as judge. Inspired, Hung ended up singing at local town meetings and events. Although Hung has always claimed he was asked to perform at these functions, the grand majority of the time he was actually asked to stop, stop ... please fucking stop. (Really, no more.)


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Did you know...

  • ...that was just dreadful?
  • ...that you can't sing whatsoever?
  • ...I'm rich enough to hire someone to kill you, and after that performance I'm genuinely considering it?
  • ...that the only reason Paula said 'yes' is because she's drunk off her ass?
    • ...or maybe just she wants to sleep with you?
  • ...I'm not really British?

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