User:Kip the Dip/29

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The number 29 was created in 1964 at the dawn of feminism, to prevent women from reaching the age of 30 so quickly. The number was eventually adopted by the Freemasons Secret Soceity as the answer to all things, this did not however, catch on, and the number 42 remained the commonly recognised answer to life the universe and everything.

Of some note, is the fact that according to the Apocryphal Scriptures of the prophet Dave of Carpathia, in the year 2929 the world will endure several minor plagues of ham sandwiches as a result of the alignment of the 29 different planets that will have immigrated into the solar system by then.

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