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A god on earth!
Jesus on Kingwenis.
Shlurgon durgon flurgon murgon!
The swedish chef on kingwenis.
Hey im king wenis im just someone who likes comedy just like you. I first found out about this site from sorcerer nobody and it got stuck.In real life im just an average human who is strange and watchers comedy classics: The goodies,the two ronnies,black adder all of them are seen by me.
Only a few photos have ever been taken of the king here's one of them
edit My life
Born in 1452 wenis was the son of a pirate by the name of colin colin pictured here was the first mate of the great great grandson of moseys uncles twice removed cousins barber. growing up in a growing community of pirates and barbers located in wales he soon became a devoted follower of the flying spaghetti monster and at the age of 16 invented the potato peeler But from the potato radiation given off from the peeler it opened a portal into 2010 and he was thrown into the future which had bleak tidings for a pirate
edit Thanks to
Garrys mod for the picture. and google images
Please note that wenis isn't a dirty humor joke he was once a egyptian king View this link http://www.sofiatopia.org/maat/wenis.htm