User:Kingkitty/Marty Baker and the Long Lost Erotic Harry Potter Fan Fiction
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Marty Baker was known as an entrepreneur in the world of staplers and a passionate supporter of glowing crayons. But he is perhaps best known by many as the creator of the giant pencil. His creation pushed him from a weird rich old man to a well known weird rich old man. For a certain segment of his life the public wanted to know his sleeping habits to his favorite color. Eventually the press dug deeper into Baker's life and found many career shattering info that ranged from his stance on same pencil marriage to his membership to the Sharpener Party. But the most famous of them all was the proof of his addiction to writing Erotic Fan Fiction of Harry Potter.
Unfortunately before Marty could comment on the Harry Potter rumor, he died of a fatal balloon accident. Many thought the old man's fan fiction may never be shown. But a year later, when all hope was lost, Marty's best friend Jack Benson claimed to hold a batch of his friend's fan fiction. After an exclusive deal with Fox, Jack Benson was ready to hand over the precious material. And so here, I show you....
Erotic Fan Fiction #1: When Hermione Screwed Ginny
ATTENTION THIS IS A CRAPPY UNFINISHED ARTICLE WIT TONZ OF GRRAAMITCALZ ERROZ, I WILL FIXXX LATAR, TOO LAZY RITE NOWZ, K..