User:Kingkitty/Aristocrat Joke

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts."

The father says, "But sir, we fuck each other."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The father says, "First I come out onto the stage naked. Then my wife and two kids will follow me onto the stage, also naked. The dog will come onto the stage wearing a tuxedo."

The agent says, "Oh yeah? And then what?"

The father says, "Then we fuck."

For a moment, the agent sat in silence. Finally, he manages, "That is one hell of an act. What do you call it?"

The father says, "Thanksgiving!"

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