User:King samwich
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edit Hi, I'm Samwich (not to be mistaken for Burger)
Hello!edit HELP
Yes, I need help. I have begun a new page on patellaology [[1]]. It may get edited in the near future by someone who knows more about it that me, but if that doesn't happen, can someone help me write it? all they need to do is write something about knees, saint patella, the popes/pope-ets, aka chilla, or about laser toting sharks. The article itself looks alot like a vanity, but it isn't. i think i need help to fix it up in that respect too, so it doesn't get deleted. if this doesnt work, i'll just get adopted. thanks to whoever helps me out.
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Proud member of the:
Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.
This user posses the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.

