User:King Sweaterhead

edit Introduction

Name: Joseph Breit Vineyard
Born: Loma Linda, California, United States of America, North America, Earth, Milky Way, <insert name of our universe here>
Home: Barstow, California, United States of America, North America, Earth, Milky Way, <insert name of our universe here>
State of Mind: See Below
Intellect: See Below

edit Sanity

Through the use of an insane, annoying, stupid grandmother, mother, friends; extremely unproportionate intelligence and Physicality; The Rules of the Internet being taken to seriously in real life by everyone else(especially the ones beggining with "Nobody"); and the city of Barstow; King SweaterHead became homocidally insane. He keeps a metal pole in his front yard to kill anyone during ANY times of crisis. His grandmother will be the first to die when shit happens.

King SweaterHead has questionable social skills, being timid to the point where it looks more like laziness, and then the next second walks a Korean into a pole.

edit Intelligence

King SweaterHead's mind is unstable. Because of the sanity thing, his brain shuts off randomly. King SweaterHead also have a bad memory. King SweaterHead also have a bad memory. King SweaterHead also have a bad memory. King SweaterHead also have a bad memory. King SweaterHead also have a bad memory. King SweaterHead also have a bad memory. THE!!!

When brain is on me ver smat. me able to calculate teh internetz111

edit Physicality

Had brain tumor at age of 2, it was fixed, then threw up for a few months, got that fixed too, now suffers excessive itching, and pain.

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edit Sprite Usage

I use sprites. Alotz!!11

edit Huminz

• Mega Man edits
• Sonic the Hedgehog edits

edit Non-Huminz

• BIONICLE Customs
• Kirby Recolors

edit Speech

Talks with a be are big the good vocabulary

edit Phrases and Shit

See "User:King Sweaterhead/Phrases and Shit"

edit To Do List

• Write The Zed Word
• Write Barstow