This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers.
So this is it. You found my hideout. Whaddaya want, a frickin' ribbon?
You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios. Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
You want more, huh? Sorry. Not on the first date, pal.
While I've made some minor contributions here and there, my main function is the detection and E-RAD-I-CA-TION of STU-PID HU-MAN CRAP!!! With the help of my pet Dalek. He's friendly, feel free to pet him on my talk page.
"Good show, chum!" Keen!-ness Merit
For vigilance when an admin was busy not doing his or her job, this Uncyclopedian is awarded a really cool, shiny new thing! Keen!
Got this one for wading through dreck with a machete and a flamethrower. Someone's gotta do it if we're ever going to win the war against brain-damaged 7th Grade boys.
This user is hereby cited for excellent work in cleaning up messy articles.
80's Gangland Rule #126: Headbands can make anyone look "street."
80's Gangland Rule #126-A (Corollary): Except the guy in the Michael Jackson "Beat It" video.
This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.
Yeah, that's right... I work for the MAN.
Pocketful of Ninjastars
For making multiple user page edits in quick succession. –Codeine
Ok, so I don't use the "show preview" button very much on my userpage! But I'm armed now!