User:Killswitch17

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING! This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

Someone else can make this.

But is anyone going to make it for me???

No.... its not going to happen, i can feel it.

So i will sit here....

Waiting

For it to Strike Midnight.

Or some other funky time.

Because i know that by then.

I will be asleep and won't give a damn about this page

Untill tommorow........

Creating A Page

Someone obviously didn't count on Hex being bored, I'll make you a User Page. Simply because you asked me to. What do you want in it? =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 10:30, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

anything u can find i guess is better than nothing. all r free to help if u like

Being a n00b At Creating a Page

if u can't tell, i truely suck at this, thus, attemps to be funny are simply drowned out by the cries of my baby sister who exists only in my mind.....

Escape From Greylands Insanely-addictive Insane Asylum

I was able to escape quickly, but i had been stripped of all computer skills. I had to improvise on typing a password on a secuurity door, but, i luckily just pressed buttons to the anthem of uncyclopedia. I was overjoyed to the brink of defecation, but seeing flies mating broke that barrier in my pants.... And after making out with a tree, i ended up sitting here, wasting my time making a recollection of the last 7 years of my life..

The arm of Killswitch17!