User:Killertrainer3/U.S. Accidently Nukes South Korea

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Killertrainer3/U.S. Accidently Nukes South Korea

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25 February 2010

Today at approximately 3:27 P.M. The U.S. announced that a Nuclear strike on North Korea went awry, and accidently hit south Korea. Seargeant Joe Momma says: "Yeah take that you faggots! That ill show you fuckers!" Shortly after pressing the Launch button he realized that he had "accidently" targeted South Korea instead, further investigation is underway...

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