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Hitler playing the banjo on the Russian front to improve morale. Hitler later commented on the performance saying, "Nichts mag eine gute Banjoschau, die Soldaten aufzupumpen!!" which translates into "Nothing like a good banjo show to pump up the soldiers!!"

Hitler's Napoleon complex was based on the fact that he never could get along well with others.

A typical Russian. This one is backflipping over a barbed wire while throwing a hatchet at a target.

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中国共慘党一党专政人民不可当家作主共和国
Zhōngguó Gòngchǎndǎng Yīdǎng Zhuānzhèng Rénmín Bùkakke Dāngjiā Rénmín Zuòzhǔ Gònghéguó
'People's Republic of Rush Hour 3 Jackie Chan China Edition


(Flag)	(Coat of Arms)

Motto: "MADE IN CHINA"

Anthem: "Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting"

Capital

Chinatown

Largest city

WalMart

Official languages

Mao Ze-Thong Speech, informally known as Zhongwen

Government

It's democracy, People's Republic, don't you see that in the name?!]]

Chairman

Meow Ze-THONG, Jackie Chan (de facto)

Officiar Cuisine

Fried rice, rice porridge, rice pudding, rice dumprings, rice cake, Jerry Rice, rice wine,Rice Krispies, egg rolls, rice balls, Condoleezza Rice (American Product), Tsing Tao, General Tso's Chicken, and all else that crawls, slithers, flies, jumps, hops, swims, wiggle, rolls over, walks and talks.

National Hero(es)

George W. Bush, Jet Lee, The Darai Rrama, Mao ZeTongue, Carl Marks, Bon Yi Cheng, Heng Che, Herro Kitty, AJ Thoms, John Lenin

Declaration

Definitly not of independence, only the Great Wall of China defends from You Mongorians, Stop Knocking down my WALL!!!!! See: South Park

Currency

Chinese Government-Owns- Everything-Even-Your-Money-So-Stuff-The-Money-In-The-Mattress-Even-If-You-Move-To-Another-Country-Because-You-Chinese-People-Dont-Trust-The-Banks

Religion

Blank Alternatively pagan

Population