User:Killer 3.14/wingame

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edit I don't know what I did

but thanks for the award.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:18, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

He's a troll. He's banned for a week. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:22, Aug 9

edit Why do you ban me?

Please explain

Probably because you suck. Please try to stop sucking; it's quite unbecoming. Also, this:
- T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:16, Aug 17
- k sorry --Killer 3.14 14:31, 17 August 2009 (UTC)


edit Tips

  1. If asking a question, find someone else's talk page and ask it there - asking on your own talk page is like asking yourself, and if no-one is passing, you may never get an answer.
  2. Don#t create pages with your own name in, that's vanity, and they will be deleted, or moved. I'm gonna move those pages to your userspace, if you move 'em back to mainspace, make sure your name isn't in them.
  3. Don't eat the yellow snow.

--UU - natter UU Manhole 10:34, Aug 18

-k sorry
Here they are
--UU - natter UU Manhole 10:39, Aug 18
-thanks but I don't want people to skip ahead I'll edit them. --Killer 3.14 10:40, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Umm sorry now I can't skip ahead or find them so could you please give me those again my fault.--Killer 3.14 10:40, 18 August 2009

Here they are
Another tip: see that "history" tab at the top of the page? clicking on it allows you to view all previous versions of the page, by clicking on the date of each version. So even though you removed the links from this page, you can still see them in the old version of this page. All I've done is copy/paste them from the history to this new edit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:02, Aug 18

Cool!Thanks I'm sorry. Thanks for not just deleting all of it like some adims probably do. --Killer 3.14 11:11, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Your page is here. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:35, Aug 18

What? my name wasn't even in that??--Killer 3.14 23:36, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

The answer is "Write an article" or "Edit something in the mainspace". If you want this award in your space that's fine by me. It's not going in the Uncyclopedia area. Sorry. Write an article. That takes "effort" try it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:45, Aug 18

edit Userboxes

I don't know if you have enough of them. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:04, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

There must have been a category you missed.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 06:25 20 August 2009

Your right, thax--Killer 3.14 01:15, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Your game

Seems to be random pages that don't connect. Care to explain what this is all about? ~Jewriken.GIF 00:25, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Well, it just seems like pages with no connection and bits of unrelated text. You can respond here. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:34, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
My only answer is to play it and see they kinda do , the most random is here--Killer 3.14 00:37, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
Which one is the first page? ~Jewriken.GIF 00:47, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
Really?, it's here --Killer 3.14 00:50, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
Re your message, I do sleep sometimes, even if I seem like an android. And that last conversation we had was at 2:30am where I'm at. As for the game - there's several things you should consider fixing. First - it's completely random. You select yes, you die. You select no, you die. You die anyway and there's no point to it. Maybe try to find some background story? I realize it's supposed to be random, but this one is a bit too random. Other than that, you should try and use correct English (so, no plz and such). And last, I'd recommend that whenever you kill the player, you place a link back to the first page or to any page, just hitting the back button on the browser each and every time is a bit annoying. Hope that helps. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:49, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:57, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you --Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 16:19, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:03, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks again--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 20:15, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Give me a little more pee?

Hey man, thanks for reading my UnNews article. You wouldn't mind giving me a full review would you? I think that way I might be able to focus on some particular possibilities for improvement. Love your records.



I didn't read it, I looked at it for two seconds but O.K.--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 19:01, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the review, dude. I really appreciate the thoughts. That's a good point about not detailing the circumstances of the actual death - cold be some funny stuff in that.



edit Be more useful

Being useless is fine, until you get in the way of other peoples' uselessness. It's a lot like liberty that way. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:31, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

What do you mean? --Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 21:34, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
I have no idea. I assume that you're not writing pages, leaving short, random comments on Forum topics and doing other things as well that aren't all that special. I say this because I have no idea who you are, and am only here because somebody told me to come here to make you be more useful. I can't say "no". It's my only fault. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:28, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I see and I know it's that bad shroom, guy.Anyway I made some articles ,but whenever I do they get deleted and I was banned all 3 times by Mr.N9000 because I gave too many awards and yes I do have ADH-Pudding.All I did was make one forum that bad shroom doesn't like. Please don't ban me. I mean so far since Mr.N9000 is gone I didn't got banned for like 5 weeks.I'll go talk and try to help and what not.--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 00:16, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Slow down. Relax. All you've got is time. Instead of trying to make a new page, why not try improving an existing one? It takes some Uncyclopedians a while to find their comedy rhythm. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:33, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Thank you--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 18:53, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know if this helps, but I've been here for quite a while and I'm pretty awesome. Of course, I was pretty awesome when I started here. Humble, too. (Seriously, though, it took me ten months here and many, many little edits before I wrote an original page that worked) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:56, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Um, no that doesn't help ,but thanks.I read the humor guide and spend half an hour on some of my work that never lived for more than 2 weeks.--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 19:04, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Comedy is hard work. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:13, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Humor is no laughing matter. Here it's just as hard if not harder then making a article on Wikipedia because you have to write a Wikipedian article and mess up in a funny way.--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 19:16, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Sporking a page from Wikipedia is actually a good place to start. You've already got the subject and the text. All you have to do is make it funny. In the very least, it gives you a jumping board to, um, jump off from. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:18, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind ,but I'm not gonna make articles 'til I'm ready--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 19:23, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

edit Your sig is too tall

  1. Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me
  2. Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me
  3. Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me
  4. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  5. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  6. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!

See how the gaps between lines for your sig are bigger than they are for mine? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:01, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

O.K. I deleted it ,but can you tell me how you make a picture smaller?--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 00:33, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
I fix. I does! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:01, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Thank you very much I'd give you an award ,but if MrN9000 comes back he'll get mad. Normally I don't want people messing with my sig or userpage. This is an expectation.--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 01:05, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Normally I wouldn't, but it was broken and you seemed lost, like a little puppy in the rain. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:10, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Awwww... well, thanks.--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 01:11, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Sometime October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:20, Oct 16

Thank you new guy--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 13:31, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:12, Oct 23 Thank you--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 19:26, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

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