User:Killer 3.14/realUIBs

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

This user is an adventurer.

He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.

In Latin they would be dexter.

<-- See?

Now go away.

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

This user is reading your thoughts!

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

This user is pilfering ye booty!

and proudly licks the boots of the system.

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This user is pilfering ye booty!

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

This user was brought to you by the letter F and the number 13.