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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
bu-X This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.
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Geek This user is a geek.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Sergeant
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
sub secret 2/20 the number is 7
Nuvola apps important This user loves you and everyone you care about.
n00b This user is a n00b.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Screw It This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.
Shh This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

NO This user doesn't care.
Rockylips

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

Adult neon This user is too damn sexy
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Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos


Skyline Z-Tune This User has the Need for Speed.


Dead This user is dead.Dead dead dead.

He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.


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Brain This user's IQ is more than yours.










vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
ARGH! This user dislikes beson (notice the lower case) and thinks he deserves a ban, son.














secret 3/20 the number is 2








vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.







Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.










ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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Userboxbox This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 5325961078 userboxes as one liners are easy.
Rabidanimal This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so give them some slack.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Brain This user's IQ is 179.

CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

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Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Sign1 This user is a mutant.

secret 4/20 the number is 3

Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of [[User:<insert name here>|<insert name here>]].
Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to your mom.

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Potatohead aqua This user wants User:Killer 3.14 featured.

This space for rent.


RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Chickenbox2.0 This user raises their own chickenbox.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Cnorris WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
Zombie man This user is a zombie, and wants to eat your brains.
BK THIS USER IS A BLACK KNIGHT!!
Ice Skeleton Warrior
This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land, but is really a sad little nerd person.
However, s/he takes comfort in the fact that you are too.
Bad ass simle face mini This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.



Gullible This user is really gullible!


4524620205201629301589760310458793(and 3 quarters) This user is 4524620205201629301589760310458793(and 3 quarters) years old. Woop-ti-doo.


This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.

secret 9/20 the number is 2

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
Asexuality Symbol.svg This user identifies as asexual as it sounds better than 'virgin'.
JFKennedy This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
Paul McCartney This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
Sunglasses This user is actually not Batman. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

Dialog-error

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Villianc This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
Pegasus small This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small


Buddychr This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
Happy Face This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

secret 10/20 the number is 3



Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
Unlocked
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Tux-thinkpad This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


Utorrent logo This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

Iloveny This user is a New Yorker
The Patriots rule suck!!
(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)

secret 11/20 the number is 6

Lovejoybox This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

Happysatan This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Skullnbones

This user is one Jolly Rodger.

Co$-50px This user has been purified.
PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he or she dances with the forest animals.
Sutler This user is an authoritarian

and proudly licks the boots of the system.

LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.


A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.


ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.


TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality


TI-83 This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird.
Exquisite-kfm home This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
stuff u don't care about This user's UIB section is a gold mine of secrets like secret 18/20 the number is 5.
Nintendo ds This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
342px-Psp45.svg This user owns a slick lookin'
Sony PSP
Woop-ti-doo...
PSP This user has both the PSP and the DS because they are greedy. 656px-NintendoDS Warm
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.

X

This user plays the Xbox as their 360 is being repaired or they think the 360 isn't worth it.
451px-Wii Wiimotea This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.

secret 12/20 the number is 4

Tetris kick ass This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
Shoyru This user owns a Neopet and is using it to groom your children and for raping purposes.
Fireman1 This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
Skullnbones

This user is one Jolly Rodger.

vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
Blackknight This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

Dracula1 This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
Investment bonds This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!


Wheel This user watches Wheel of Fortune.


secret 13/20 the number is 8

Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

typo-4 Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
MS-4 This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
1808 years and 7 months.

Killer_3.14 This user made this userbox.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Bjorkbeams This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.


Really No really this User has eye beams.
Sergeant
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
Sergeant
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality


Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Bread2 This user is a cereal killer.
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
48px-Face-surprise.svg

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Gu

This user is easily tricked.

Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


You are not Thinkerer This user is not The Thinkerer.
Apple This user likes apples. Or he is one already.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


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secret 14/20 the number is 5

Usb! No, really!


Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
OBN This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Afrogoat
This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!

Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Yellow naped amazon parrot left side This user bought a parrot as it holds a better conversation than most people s/he knows .
Cat03 This user is owned by one or more cats.
Dalmatian b 01 This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
Wakin goldfish This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers.
Psi2.svg This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
FireV2 This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!

secret 15/20 the number is 1

Amonite Cropped This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
Pikachuevolving This user does not believe in evolution preferring instead the alternate theory of Intelligent Design. This means they are not going to hell.
Heritage Routemaster This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
Ned Flanders This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

Howtodostuff

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Fibonacci WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.


AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

secret 16/20 the number is 6

253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


Oops no web copy This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)
Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
Elmo pissed

This user was brought to you by the letter V and the number 1.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!
Magicninjas This user is a magic ninja!
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.

secret 17/20 the number is 9

hey! The above wasn't my fault!


NO This user doesn't care.
Skyline Z-Tune This User has the Need for Speed.


Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

vu This user gives people the feeling of deja vu.
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