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and knows how to queue.
Male, early 30s, married since 19, with one daughter, born and live near London UK (Hemel Hempstead in fact...you mean uncyclopedians you!)
Computer programmer. As I like to be controversial with my writing and I don't want to embarrass my employer, I won't tell you exactly for who or on what projects, I work for ONE of: Facebook, IBM, Microsoft, Adobe, HP or Apple.
Actually, fuck that, I hate Apple. I don't work for Apple.
My hobbies include:
- Kicking Ass (mainly at computer games)
- Giggling (mainly at dead kittens)
edit Penis Size
Small and inoffensive (shamelessly copied from Red Dwarf)